Sunday Stealing: The Tell Me About Yourself Meme

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If you’d like to play along, check out Sunday Stealing here.

1. When is your birthday? I’m a Virgo, baby! And I’m trying not to put too many important personal deets on the internetz due to crazy creeps who are surfing the web. But then does that mean blogging in and of itself is something I shouldn’t be doing?! Oh well.

2. Where were you born? The Crescent City, The Big Easy, NOLA

3. Where do you live now? Dorothy & Toto land. But I’m not wearing red sequined pumps.

4. What is your heritage? um, it’s very, very old. And exotic. Lots of different, um, stuff coursing through these here veins. Yeah! I’m half Yiddish and half British. Oh wait. I mean Jewish. And some American Indian.

5. Tell us about a weakness. I have so many, it’s hard to choose just one. French fries, pie, Kendall Jackson Chardonnay, books, chick flicks, and two little girls who call me “Mommy.”

6. What’s a goal that you’d like to achieve? I’d like to be a good mommy. You know, one who doesn’t rely on insipid cartoons, vodka, or babysitters to get through the day.

7. What is the most overused internet phrase? LOL

8. What was your first thought this morning? Hooray, the girls are spending the night out tonight!

9. When do you usually go to bed? when I’m tired. Which is almost always by about 10 p.m. Or maybe it should be earlier since I’m falling asleep on the couch by 9:30.

10. Do you smoke? If not, did you ever? I never bought my own ciggies. I bummed some off of people in college sometimes. You know, to pretend I was cool like that.

11. Do you like your current relationship status? married with children—love it!

12. Do you (or did you) get along with your parents? yup

13. How often do you drink alcohol? not often enough. I think I’d be a better mom with more regular & rigorous alcohol consumption

14. Have you ever tried drugs (that weren’t prescribed)? just pot. None of that scary or hard stuff that requires snorting or injecting between your toes or whatever.

15. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? If yes, do tell. Um, yes. Um, no thanks.

16. If given the choice, how would you like to die? quickly and in my sleep after consuming vast quantities of french fries and pie.

17. What did you want to be when you grew up? a mommy and a writer.

18. Have you ever been dumped? yes. Grrrrr.

19. What’s on your pizza? veggies! but NO bell peppers.

20. Have you ever shoplifted? no. I’m boring like that.

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  • MJ

    Boring my ass, you did pot, how can that be boring???

    I will be there in 11 hours of Pizza and IV of alcohol (I recently learned the joy of 1 glass a night – aahh, pure bliss)

  • Shell

    Your #6 cracked me up!!!!

  • One Cluttered Brain

    yes, LOL is quite the overused expression now isn't it?
    geez.
    Sounds like fun. If I wasn't so busy writing in my novel I would play along. sorry. maybe next week.

    You are really quite the character.

  • Lee the Hot Flash Queen

    Yiddish and British. Very good!! Yes, it's me. I am alive…barely!!

  • Matty

    Hmmm, you hope to be a good mommy? Seems to me that you've already checked that one off.

    I thought for sure you'd want to die tapping away on your keyboard on your blog……like the rest of us.

  • Haddock

    Boring? I found it interesting.

  • Stephanie Faris

    Injecting between your toes? THAT is an interesting drug.

  • Concord Carpenter

    #6 sums it up

  • Coffeypot

    Half Jewish and Half American Indian – Oy Vey, Kemosabe! That is a mixture.

  • Raoulysgirl

    Thanks for the morning chuckle!!!

  • Hair Bows & Guitar Picks

    #5 is sooo me :)

    Love this!

  • betty

    Hi !
    First time here, i found your blog through another blog and i'm glad i did!
    Have a great time!

  • Danielle

    I am so with you. I am lucky to stay up until 10p.m. … even with a sitter, thats how boring I am.

    xoxo
    Danielle

  • Poconut

    I will eat pie with you, while sitting on the sofa watching a chic flick, laughing about bumming cigs off of people, thinking I did not do enough "fun" things with my girls today and falling asleep before the movie is over. :)

  • MiMi

    Yiddish and British?! That's awesome. LOL is a very overused internet thingy…I try to never use it, but I swear, sometimes I am literally…like LITRALLY laughing out loud at the comments people leave me.
    Oh yeah, and I'm so glad you're a pedophile too! Jacob's HOTT. Teehee!

  • kys

    I'm guilty of LOL'ing too much. Also guilty of not drinking enough.

  • The Blue Zoo

    Love #6!! I may need to invest in some vodka!

  • BigSis

    We have so much in common. You answered more than half the same way I would :) Especially the pizza – I HATE green peppers in/on anything!

  • Menopausal New Mom

    Yum! French fries and pie, now that sounds like my kind of meal and yes, hold those peppers and bring on the chick flicks!

  • Kimi@SoManyKidsSoLittleTime

    Ahh great meme. Skinny dipping! Always wanted to do it, never have had the opportunity…but I'm still hoping, lol

  • Amanda {My Life Badly Written}

    LOL great Meme…oh wait sorry ROFLMAO!! (is that better?) :)

  • Reluctant Housewife

    I enjoyed reading this so much, I'm going to do it myself.

  • Allyson

    i need to drink more, too. ;)

  • disa
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