Sunday Stealing — The Can’t Sleep Meme

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Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?no. unless i’m really tired and afraid that kiss will lead to something else.

When is it hard to kiss someone? when one or both of us reeks of garlic. or when I’m really tired and afraid that kiss will lead to something else.

You’re trapped in a room with your most recent ex for three days, what do you do? tell him how lucky he is that he didn’t marry me & that he escaped unscathed. It was really for the best since his parents hated Jews.

Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? I made Hubs quit before we moved in together. I don’t like my stuff smelling like smoke. And it’s bad for you! Of course I just mean ciggies. Were you referring to marijuana? Bring on the pot, baby! BRING IT!

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? Yes, but I bet they were thrilled to escape from me

Where would you go if you were butt naked and locked out of your house? um, I would hide in the bushes like a secret agent while I fashioned panties from leaves and wait until Hubs got home. Or maybe I would pretend to be the Venus de Milo in my yard.

Do you want to please everyone? yes, but I fail miserably

Have you ever been called heartless? not yet, but there’s a first time for everything, right?

Someone calls you at 3:00 AM, who do you expect it to be? my pimp

Does it matter if your significant other drinks? no, as long he doesn’t drink my Mommy Juice. He needs to find his own!

Could you go the rest of your life without doing drugs? I have to say that I could, but what fun would that be?!

Which is better, amazing eyes or an amazing smile? Smile. But only if the teeth are all present & accounted for.

Do you want to get married and have children one day? done and done.

Are you easy to get along with? um, methinks most people would say no?

Do you ever want to go to sleep and not wake up? yes.

Are you shorter than your Mom? nope, taller. Just call me Amazon Woman.

Describe your life currently in one word: fun

Are you on medication for anything? birth control pills (not to prevent pregnancy, seeing as my ovaries are defunct, but instead to keep my hormone levels where they should be so I don’t grow excessive amounts of facial hair and start to resemble Cro-Magnon Man) and thyroid medication.

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? holy crap, NO ONE! Well, maybe just that John Edward guy and then I could be on tv!

Are there things in your life that you will never be able to get over? yes–the fact that Johnny Depp was voted People’s Sexiest Man of the Year. Also that peanut butter Twix are really hard to find. Oh, and that Panera charges you $1.39 for a pitifully small tub of cream cheese EVEN WHEN YOU ORDERED A BAGEL. Seriously.

If you woke up naked next to the last person you kissed, what would your reaction be? Didn’t we just do this? I’m off duty for at least another week.

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  • Haddock

    Are you shorter than your Mom? nope, taller………………
    A natural phenomenon I guess.
    All kids are taller than their parents.

  • Concord Carpenter

    Mommy juice? LOL

  • Shell

    Your pimp? LMAO!!!

  • DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom

    I'm with you on all of these except the naked part. I would probably be found crying in a fetal position under the pool cover.

  • Lissaloo

    My children say I'm heartless, but everyone else thinks I'm all right :)

  • Cathy

    Love your answers! And seriously, what is up with Panera charging for the cream cheese…of course I need it, I just ordered a bagel. But I really shouldn't have to pay for it.

  • THeta Mom

    Your pimp! lol And yes, all teeth have to be accounted for!

  • mama-face

    I was always called Amazon Woman by my sisters. And I am a towering 5'5".

    Yes, the pimp one is hilarious!!! Only if it's not true…:)

  • Monique-aka-Surferwife23

    Why oh why doesn't Panera add that into the price. It pizzes me off more to see that than to see the entire bagel price $1.39 more. I blogged about the absurdity of Johnny Depp being sexy a few weeks back.

    Happy to get to know you better since I am a new fan of yours..

  • Travis

    I don't have any idea what Mommy Juice is, and honestly, I hope I never know.

    Geez.

  • Reluctant Housewife

    Mommy Juice is harmless, Travis. Google it. :)

    Fun answers, Erin!

    It's wrong to charge for cream cheese… it should come with the bagel.

    Mmmm… bagel. I'm hungry.

  • Raoulysgirl

    All teeth present and accounted for? Priceless!!!

  • Matty

    Tired = No Sex. Got it.

    With twins, no wonder you need drugs.
    You are super woman.

    Panera Bread is very popular here and is always crowded. But very expensive, in my opinion.

  • Andrea (ace1028)

    Geez, totally agree about Panera. I love their Asiago cheese type bagel, I used to get them in NYC from Au Bon Pain, and they didn't charge THAT much extra. I guess I'll stick w. soup. ;)

  • blueviolet

    You're not easy to get along with? I don't buy it!

    Me too with the sleep and no wake up!!!

    What? Johnny Depp is now and forevermore the sexiest man on the PLANET!!!

  • Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity

    Ha! You know how I feel about johnny Depp! :)

  • Lee the Hot Flash Queen

    Love these answers, and your blog looks FAB and PERFECT!

  • MiMi

    I'm SO with you on the Johnny Depp thing. Ew.

  • Chief

    I feel so much closer to you now, knowing you are on drugs and fight the growth of facial hair!

  • Me-Me King

    Howdy! I stopped by today because stopped by today. Thank you! I'm your newest follower because you are my newest follower. Thank you!

    Have a nice evening.

  • adrienzgirl

    Erin, I had no idea you evil little hooker whore! Your Pimp?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • kys

    Sorry hon, I love you but I have to go with blueviolet on the Johny Depp thing.

  • Arizona Mamma

    I honestly find you hysterically funny. I must know though, why on earth would you not be easy to get along with?

  • Cynthia@RunningWithLetters

    LOVE the new look here…although I'm sure that in calling it "new" I'm probably drawing attention to just how long I've been MIA from Bloggerville. I just couldn't keep up….

    But I love what you've done with the place!

  • Busted Kate

    I'm in LOVE LOVE LOVE with your site design! Just beautiful! I added you to my blogroll, I hope you don't mind!

  • Helene

    You totally crack me up!!! I was bummed too when I saw that Johnny Depp was People's Sexiest Man of the Year. Isn't he like 60 yrs old now or something? LOL

  • jackgessner

    Gods mill grinds slow but sure........................................

  • Two Normal Moms

    Oh, the kiss thing – I can so relate to that one.

    Fun post! Your answers are great!

    Can't believe everyone doesn't have a sister-in-law like mine to call me heartless for the first time EVER at age 41. Ya'll are missing out!
    ***Ally

  • leigh

    Your pimp?
    That's why I love you!

  • Working Mommy

    LOL! Great answers!!

    ~WM

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