Rosh Hashanah-inspired Haiku

Made the honey cake
So dry the dog won’t eat it.
Should’ve done box mix.
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Time for Tekiah Gedolah
I would have passed out by now
How does he do it???
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Dinner prep at two,
Red wine goes in the brisket–
And into my glass.
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Round raisin challah!
Bought mine from Great Harvest Bread.
(round challah impaired)
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Sneaking into shul
Twenty minutes late in jeans.
So disrespectful.
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Apples and honey
Dip deep into the sweetness
of a bright new year!